Top 5 worst Christian Alternatives.
Okay before I get into this I must get a few things clear. First off, I’m a Christian. But I have to admit… “THE CHRISTIAN CULTURE” That makes alternatives for EVERYTHING is pretty lame. It seems that if there is a product out on the market that is trendy or successful, “this culture” feels the need to make a watered down, lame copy with a God message. It’s like we say “Well we’re Christians, so we’re gonna need a Christian version of that”.
Anyways here we go…
My top 5 worst Christian Alternatives.
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#5. “Christian Chirp” the Alternative to “Twitter”.
I’m not sure I even understand the concept of Christian Twitter. I heard that if you’re “chirps” don’t glorify God you can be deleted. Serious.
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#4. “The Champion” the Alternative to “Rocky”
Back in the day I liked Carmen Just like the rest of the masses but C’mon man! There’s only one Italian Stallion!
I just felt Awkward when “Satan Bite’s the dust” had an on screen kiss.
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#3. “Testamints” The Alternative to “Mints” ???
I’m rolling my eyes so let’s move on…
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#2. “Guitar Praise” the alternative to “Guitar Hero”
I debated about putting this one up cause I know people who have this but the truth of the matter is? It’s just not quality and it still falls in a category of being there “just because”
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#1. “Holy Land” the alternative to “Disneyland.
http://www.holylandexperience.com/
Do I need to explain this one?
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This post is not meant to offend but to poke fun at a culture that was built by man not God.
I think we should understand that We’re IN the world not of it. But we are in it. I won’t live in a bubble.